I am no Superwoman . . .

Why do people think like I know everything? (dleh oi! Hag asss!)
That I’m like this and that. (wateber!)
Gimme a break guys. (ayaw lageh ky gaganahan koh!)
It might sound flattering. (hehehe..)

But I guess not. (mananghid kung mgjoke huh?)
I always fail. (kablo mo ana!)
I can’t even finish a simple program. (grabeeeh jod!)
I always rely on others. (permi!)

I can’t even show what I’m feelin’. (corprim like!)
So what do you expect? (aneh jod koh)
Sometimes, I felt like dispersing. (ako mn gud koh busa prmi mkita!)
And fall into pieces. (charr! Unsay epek?)

I don’t like being treated like I’m somebody. (makalagot jod!)
I just wanna be treated like someone who can also get hurt. (rhoowwww nah daun!)
I ain’t strong. (dleh koh Johnny bravo!)
Am I that domineering? (lahi rah jod!)

For all you know. (alang sa inyong kasayoran!)
I always hate myself for this. (iring!)
I just wanna feel some affection. (unsa ron?)
For Pete’s sake! (kinsa si pete?)

Am I that hard to be loved? (gugma jod?)
Ooh dear! (lisod jod?)
People say it so. (permi nalang!)
I’m not that hard to please either. (dleh lageh koh tamili?)

I can always like someone. (permi man nah!)
But I can never love someone instantly. (lahi neh xah..)
The question is? (ang pangutana?)
Have I ever been in love? (pagsure?)

I can’t tell... (lisod e-explain!)
Maybe? Just maybe... (hahaha!)
Lastly, can I ask a favor? (karon lang bitaw?)
Stop calling me **********! (okay? Ulaw man gud….)

I have no superpowers. (that's a record.)
I can't even please everyone. (dbuh?)
Labi na sa eyah? Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Damn! Cheese and crackers! (The Happening)